attention shoppers!
The ‘danwashburn.com online store’ is now open for business! Help Dan afford to eat dinner tonight!
Go here — http://www.cafeshops.com/shanghaidiaries — for all of your favorite custom-designed Shanghai Diaries merchandise …
* T-shirts and baseball jerseys
* Underwear (thongs, panties and boxers)
* Coffee mugs
* Frisbees
* Mousepads
* Lunch boxes
and
* SARS stuff!
If you actually buy something, it will most definitely become an instant collector’s item. (In fact, there is a good possibility that it will be a one-of-a-kind product!)
Dan will likely be shipped out of China soon thanks to the SARS epidemic. He will then be unemployed and living in his mother’s basement. This store is his only retirement plan!
BUY NOW, SO DAN CAN EAT LATER!
The store: http://www.cafeshops.com/shanghaidiaries
The site: http://www.danwashburn.com
FIGHT HUNGER! Forward this to your friends!
04.23.2003, 10:51 PM · Site News
8 Comments
Jeese Dan, you’re running away back to Mom? Thats pretty feeble. I thought you were tougher than that.
Cool stuff Dan!
How far off is the Dan Washburn Personal Lubricant? Only days I hope.
How far off is the Dan Washburn Personal Lubricant? Only days I hope.
Sorry, just seeing if it was funnier the second time and boy was it ever!
Adam must really need personal lubricant. Maybe we should open an Orange Street store. If there is a demand for Dan related stuff, I’m sure our shiznit will gizzie through the rizzie. I wonder if we could do action figures?
Cool t-shirts. I might get one!! …but I might get blasted for wearing that..hmm Hope you’re safe there!!
adam, the lube is on backorder. how about a dildo with my face on it? or would that be too redundant?