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Feeling down? Need a laugh? Well, all you need to do is peruse the job ads at www.thatsshanghai.com. Here are some of my favorites from the past couple weeks:
RANDOM TALENTS
Ben Kinglsley Look Alike?
Do you look like Ben Kingsley? Remember Gandhi, Schindler’s List, Dave and many other movies he acted in? We need a double for him in an upcoming movie to be filmed in Shanghai. Please contact me and include a photo. Let’s meet and talk…
Voice Over
Currently we are looking for a talent to do some English voice overs for a television show. We are looking for a male voice that can closely mimic the voice of “Don Pardo” from Saturday Night Live. If you are able to do a quality impersonation of this voice, please email a SHORT voice recording so that we may hear how good you sound. Thanks.
NOT EOEs
Teach English in Chongqing, West China.
Positions still available to fill in Chongqing for caucasian English speakers currently in China or those able to arrive between February 24-March 7. We are a large Malaysian company offering fully-furnished villa accomodation with daily meals, internet, VCD, transport to/from work, 5200 yuan monthly salary, minimum 6-months, working visa arranged, health insurance, etc. Those interested should email us your CV, and be prepared to scan/return our signed contract and passport ID within 3-4 days thereafter.
Chinese Teacher wanted !!
European company is looking for a good-looking (my boss thinks he will be more motivated then) female Chinese-teacher. You should have teaching-experience and have your own teaching-programme. 2-3 times a week in the evening, one-to-one-teaching ! We expect a very fast progress in our chinese skills (my boss is completely beginner; I already studied 1 year in BJ) Please send us your resume (with pic) and your desired salary.
Caucasian Academics as BIZ Instructor
Native English Academics as BIZ Instructor Top JV school (by Plaza 66) invites Caucasian native speaker (academic) to teach intermediate BIZ Program at intermediate level-Organizational Behavior, Mgmt org., Info. Resource Mgmt, and etc., multi-taskable as IELTS-oriented English tutor preferred. well-paid & many vacancies! CV with mobile indication to laura.leng@eec-hn.com or stanson@online.sh.cn
‘GOOD PHYSICAL PROPORTIONS’
Companion
Lonely American male, 52, looking for a Chinese male companion to live with me at my apartment in Shanghai. Will help with household chores and share responsibilities for maintenance and shopping. Under 30 male of good physical proportions. Will pay 2000 RMB per month in addition to supplying food. Will tutor and practice English. Must be warm-hearted, loyal, flexible and have compassion.
PEOPLE OR PUPPIES?
Mixes for ad
Children need for major advertising in fast food , male, age abt 5/10, must be asian-caucasian mixes, pls attach photo, if any!
WHAT’S YOUR DEFINITION OF PORN?
Models wanted
Young photographer is looking for models for his portefolio. I’m seeking models for portraits, artistic, fashion, nude, semi-nude and sexy photography (No pornography!) and all depending on your comfort. I will pay according to experience or exchange time for prints. Please email me with a picture.
02.23.2003, 11:57 AM · Humor